Top Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like

10. Hey! There's a gift!

9. Well, well, well ... and it even has little flashing lights, too!

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though.
There are lots of unexplained fires.

5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

4. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

2. To think -- I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to
charity.

And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift you don't like:

1. "I really don't deserve this."
 
    

Don't forget, use the snow globe to get back home.

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